Flushie
Flushie
🚿 Dermatologist-Approved Clean
🍑 Gentle on Every Booty
💦 No Harsh Wiping Needed
🌟 Revive Your Rear’s Radiance
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I never knew my butt could feel this clean. 10/10. Bought one for me, then one for my husband. Now he won’t stop talking about it
Still Wiping? It’s 2025 – Your Bum Deserves Better!
❌ Toilet paper leaves behind more than you think.
💩 Wet wipes clog pipes and cost a fortune.
💦 It’s time to upgrade to a cleaner, fresher, and frankly, more civilized way to go.
🚀 Meet Flushie – The Pocket-Sized Power Wash for Your Backside!
Toilet Paper Is Doing You Dirty – Here’s the Ugly Truth
Ever tried cleaning peanut butter off a carpet with just a dry paper towel? 💀
Yeah… that’s what you’re doing to your behind. 😳
✅ Water cleans better. Period.
✅ Dermatologist-approved for sensitive skin, hemorrhoid relief & postpartum care.
✅ 99.9% of bidet users say they’ll never go back to wiping.
So why are you still smearing when you could be washing?
Frequently Asked Questions
💦 What is Flushie?
Flushie is a portable, doctor-recommended bidet that gives you a shower-fresh clean anywhere, anytime. No plumbing, no installation – just pure, refreshing hygiene on the go! 🚀
🤔 Why should I use a portable bidet instead of toilet paper?
Glad you asked! Here’s why Flushie beats wiping EVERY time:
✅ Water cleans better – TP smears, while Flushie washes.
✅ No irritation or itching – Perfect for sensitive skin, postpartum care, and hemorrhoid relief.
✅ Eco & budget-friendly – Cuts toilet paper use by 50% (saving you $$ and the planet 🌍).
✅ Great for travel & public restrooms – No more relying on whatever mystery TP you find in a stall.
🚽 How does it work?
Super simple! Here’s the 3-step process to fresh cheeks:
1️⃣ Fill – Add water from a tap or bottle.
2️⃣ Spray – Aim, squeeze, and let Flushie do its magic.
3️⃣ Pat dry – Walk away feeling cleaner than ever!
🌍 Is Flushie good for the environment?
Yes! Toilet paper production destroys millions of trees and wet wipes clog sewage systems. Using a bidet reduces your toilet paper usage by up to 50%, making it a sustainable and eco-friendly choice. 🌱♻️
🩺 Is Flushie safe for sensitive skin?
Absolutely! Dermatologists recommend washing with water instead of using rough, irritating toilet paper. Flushie is perfect for:
✔ People with sensitive skin
✔ Postpartum moms
✔ Hemorrhoid relief
✔ Anyone tired of TP irritation
🧳 Can I take it on a plane?
Yes! Flushie is TSA-approved and fits perfectly in your carry-on. Just empty the water before security, and refill it after! ✈️
💧 How do I clean Flushie?
Super easy! Just rinse it out with warm water after use. For a deeper clean, use a little soap or vinegar once in a while. It’s designed to be hygienic, leak-proof, and long-lasting.
Your Bum Will Thank You – Here’s Why You Need This
🔹 Shower-Fresh Clean Anytime, Anywhere – Because your cheeks deserve luxury.
🔹 No More Itching, Chafing, or “Surprise Streaks” – Say goodbye to sandpaper wipes!
🔹 Perfect for Travel, Work & Home – Never fear sketchy public bathrooms again.
🔹 Eco-Friendly & Wallet-Friendly – Cut toilet paper use by 50% and save £100+ a year.
🔹 Hygiene Upgrade of the Century – Once you try it, you’ll never go back!
🙌 No installation. No plumbing. No mess. Just fresh, clean comfort in seconds.
Say Goodbye to Wiping
Say Hello to a True Clean
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Chemical Free |
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No Irritation |
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Shower Fresh Feeling |
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Hygienic |
As Easy As 1,2,3
Super simple! Here’s the 3-step process to fresh cheeks:
1️⃣ Fill – Add water from a tap or bottle.
2️⃣ Spray – Aim, squeeze, and let Flushie do its magic.
3️⃣ Pat dry – Walk away feeling cleaner than ever!
🙌 No installation. No plumbing. No mess. Just fresh, clean comfort in seconds.
Why 10,000+ people are making the switch:
Join Thousands of Satisfied Users Worldwide!
98%
Users reported feeling cleaner after the first use
95%
Noticed reduced irritation
97%
Women felt cleaner during their periods
Better for Your Bum, Better for the Planet
🧻 The average person flushes 384 trees worth of toilet paper in a lifetime. 🌳🚽
💰 Wipes & TP cost you hundreds every year.
🚀 Flushie pays for itself in months – cleaner, greener, and cheaper.
💚 Upgrade to the modern way to go – your wallet and Mother Earth will thank you!
Hygienic
No Irritation
Chemical Free
Pocket Sized
Waterproof
Travel-Ready
Rechargeable
Hygienic
No Irritation
Chemical Free
Pocket Sized
Waterproof
Travel-Ready
Rechargeable
Hygienic
No Irritation
Chemical Free
Pocket Sized
Waterproof
Travel-Ready
Rechargeable
Hygienic
No Irritation
Chemical Free
Pocket Sized
Waterproof
Travel-Ready
Rechargeable